Top Ten Signs The Government Is Spying On You
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| 10 | | You turn on television and see a live feed of your shower | |
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| 9 | | While you're ordering pizza, mysterious voice on the phone tells you to forget the mushrooms | |
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| 8 | | There's been an ice cream truck parked outside your house for 9 months | |
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| 7 | | Your dog has an antenna | |
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| 6 | | You came home early and found an agent dusting your wife for prints | |
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| 5 | | Your cat has an antenna | |
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| 4 | | After eating a falafel, your name was added to the "Do Not Fly" list | |
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| 3 | | Drudge Report features exclusive news about your breakfast | |
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| 2 | | CIA director Hayden calls and says, "Judging by these surveillance photos, you should get that thing on your ass looked at" | |
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| 1 | | During State of the | |
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